Thursday, November 11, 2004>
Jokes...
gonna share some jokes with u ppl... maybe u've heard it, maybe not.. so here it goes...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars". "Why does the parrot cost so much?" the customer asks. The owner says, "Well, it knows how to use a computer." The customer asks about the next parrot and is told "That one cost 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told "That one costs 2,000 dollars." Needless to say this begs the question "What can IT do?" To which the owner replies "To be honest I have never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!"
the following joke, i'm sure i have read it b4... but then when i came upon it again, i couldnt stop laughing -__- it goes..
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in. But on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." 
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Jay Chou - 爱情悬崖
你说我像一个小孩 总爱让你猜 我说你才像个小孩
总要我说才明白 有些事太快 失去了等待 障碍 没了期待
我们的爱 怎么才自然 每次沟通不来 就要离开 就说不要爱
我掉进爱情悬崖 跌太深爬不出来 下降的速度太快
来不及踏上未来 你的爱反覆徘徊 打乱我的呼吸节拍
该怎么逃开 我控制不来 我掉进爱情悬崖 回想起你的可爱
傻傻的还在等待 以为你还会回来 你的脸慢慢离开
时间快将我掩埋 消失的太快 我负荷不来
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