yeah~~~~~~i can fart!! hahahahha this morning... while washing my face in the toilet, let go of a fart.. WOW A FART! DO YOU KNOW THAT FOR ALMOST 3 DAYS I COULD NOT ENJOY THE HAPPINESS, THE ENJOYMENT OF FARTING?! I looked at the mirror, gave a "the rock's eyebrow" and grin!! omg was i a happy kid...and then i told myself... I'M GONNA MAKE SOME MUSIC WITH MY FART IN THE COMPANY TODAY!! (in the end i surely did, did it @ siang HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... who call him disturb me while i was in agony yesterday!)

hit the toilet in the morning... wow... it was soild waste WOW WOW WOW! but then it was green colour was it because i didnt had good food these few days? or what? hmm... but the green wasnt the type of green u could imagine -_- aiya should have taken a picture ok enough of the shit thingy hur hur..

today had a busy day at work... knocked off only @ almost 11pm hahahaha i told my colleagues.. remember to watch TOMORROW CHANNEL 8 10 AM show cuz i will be appearing on the tv... OH GOD! i actually told 1 person only.. she go spread the whole world as if i was telling the truth.. (ah ha i nv tell truths lalala) then all of them come after me asking wat show wat show.. so i told them i'll be singing and i will be on TV for 1 hr. LOL.. they agar agar know i bullshitting already but still they didnt know who was i referring to lol.. its JAY CHOU MUAHAHHAHAHAH I AM JAY.. hahaha not happy huh! lol hahahah!!

kangren... who was the birthday boy la... he was admitted to hospital... wah.. so much serious than me! heard that he had many cups of the sago drink... well, i have already suspected it was the sago drink.. it had a combo of "dunno wat + dunno wat + sago seeds" .. (thats all i know lol) and josh who didnt drank it, did not had food poisoning.. joe had it, but only went twice.. i think his immune system is much better cuz he's from the police force.. -.- anyway, kangren was in a bad shape.. heard he couldnt even control the shit... IT JUST FLOWS (SORRY CANNOT HELP IT BUT VERY FUNNY MAN... ) and had to change his undies a few times.. OMFG THERE I GO AGAIN wonder who came up with the "dunno wat + dunno wat + sago seeds" drink!! suddenly i pity kangren.. his birthday yet.. sigh.. somemore in such a bad shape... take care man..

entry posted at 1:23 AM
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